~I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (i'm only blonde b/c 4 yrs ago, i became obsessed with a certain anime character who likes to blow shit up and i needed a change)
~I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
~I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. ( well, maybe that first one...)
~I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
~I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (no, it's called having a chemical imbalance that makes my limbs feel as if they're made of lead if i DON'T take them)
~I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (when i was a teen i listened to/dressed "punk" and my mom freaked out & took me to a 'special doctor' when i shaved my head for the helluvit)
~I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (black is beautiful, baby XD)
~I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (i was married and have 3 awesome kids. so fluck you)
~I am/was a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. (see previous answer)
~I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
~I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all. (PFFFFFFT! XD)
~I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.  (no, it's called BEING AN INDIVIDUAL, dumbass)
~I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (no, i'm not that cool XD)
~I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
~I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (no, i'm single b/c A. i'm divorced and B. every guy i've dated since then has been an ASS)
~I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (once again: it's called BEING AN INDIVIDUAL)
~I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (it's called being photosensitive, jackwipe)
~I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. no, i s upport gay rights b/c THEY'RE HUMANS AND WE'RE ALL THE SAME & DESERVE THE SAME RIGHTS)
~I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
~I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (i get kinda panicky in a large crowd and/or can't move about freely)
~I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (ok, so this one MAY be true to an extent XDDD)
~I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (i only tell ppl off that push me too far)
~I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. (i read comics & manga cause they're and i just love them)
~I draw/make fanart of ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (see above answer)
~I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
~I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
~I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (i only like certain yaoi, and i HATE when ppl just throw any 2 guys together especially if they're NOT GAY. it wouldn't be "politically correct" to try to make two gay guys be straight, SO QUIT TRYING TO MAKE STRAIGHT GUYS OUT TO BE GAY)
~I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (no, i wasn't popular b/c i had the integrity to be myself and refused to conform to whatever the popular kids were doing)
~I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (you go see 'Kaiden' or 'Seitsuki', and tell them they're "Mary-Sues" and let me know how that works out for ya after you're done scraping your ass off the pavement, that is)
~I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (i'm a kid at heart and don't think being a responsible adult means having an anti-humor stick so far up your ass you forget you were once a child)
~I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
~I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
~I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
~I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
~I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (no, it's b/c i'm a SURVIVOR of domestic violence and refuse to no longer be a victim)
~I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (i don't like to make others uncomfortable by about every little thing. and also some things are just NO ONE'S DAMN BUSINESS)
~I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (no, i'm not a Christian b/c i was forced to go to all manner of churches as a kid and so-called Christians treated me WORSE than the "non-Christians")
~I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (i'm a Cancer it's what we do)


so, i got this from on her journal. i only copy/pasted the ones that apply to me, but you can see all of them here~ (cause i was too lazy to put them all up & just highlight certain ones XD)

i've always wanted to do one of these, so i did do it yourselves, or simply go back to whatever you were doing before i so rudely interrupted your lives

TTYL & LYFG