discovered something recently: Alton Brown needs help

like, serious... professional...HELP. last night the girls & i watched the newest
Iron Chef America b/c my hero

was competing (with Michael Symon

in a Holiday-thingie) and guess what the secret ingredient was?
FRUITCAKE 
Alton Brown's own recipe, to be precise. and good gawd, he was sure to let EVERYONE know it, too. like, everytime he was commentating, he would manage to sneak the words "MY FRUITCAKE" in there. it was so bad that by the end of the show, we were all ready to kill him:


i'd like to fill up a catapult full of HIS FRUITCAKE and launch it at him!


YEAH!


i'd like to take a chunk of HIS FRUITCAKE, tie it up in a bag, and make a 'rock-in-a-sock' type weapon with it!


YEAH! AND BASH HIS FACE IN WITH IT! IF HE DOESN'T SHUT UP ABOUT HIS STUPID FRIUTCAKE!
aw, yes

the Holidays brings out SUCH joy and warmth in my family

anyway it was pretty much worth hearing Alton going on and on about his you-know-what b/c MORIMOTO-SENSEI WON OH YEEEEAAHHH

nothing against Chef Symon but IN YO FACE BOI!!
~and on that note i shall leave you good pplz with a few lovely holiday emotes to enjoy
byes~
















































































(if you know more plzs/emotes i can use here, lay 'em on me!)
P.S. oh yeah, i almost forgot
i was supposed to put up a Christmas Wish List on here. but i really don't know what to ask for
i'm just so glad that for the 4th year in a row my family is together and that's the most important thing to me at Christmas
but if i think of actual "stuff-stuff" later to put on here i might still make one
wait, what?
speaking of naughty im buying thoughs bag of candy coal and replasing it with rocks with the Troll-Face painted on it XDDDD
but aside from doorstops, I can't think of any use for it... I really HATE fruitcake