discovered something recently: Alton Brown needs help
like, serious... professional...HELP. last night the girls & i watched the newest Iron Chef America
b/c my hero
was competing (with Michael Symon
in a Holiday-thingie) and guess what the secret ingredient was?FRUITCAKE
Alton Brown's own recipe, to be precise. and good gawd, he was sure to let EVERYONE know it, too. like, everytime he was commentating, he would manage to sneak the words "MY FRUITCAKE" in there. it was so bad that by the end of the show, we were all ready to kill him:
i'd like to fill up a catapult full of HIS FRUITCAKE and launch it at him!
i'd like to take a chunk of HIS FRUITCAKE, tie it up in a bag, and make a 'rock-in-a-sock' type weapon with it!
YEAH! AND BASH HIS FACE IN WITH IT! IF HE DOESN'T SHUT UP ABOUT HIS STUPID FRIUTCAKE!
the Holidays brings out SUCH joy and warmth in my family
anyway it was pretty much worth hearing Alton going on and on about his you-know-what b/c MORIMOTO-SENSEI WON OH YEEEEAAHHH
nothing against Chef Symon but IN YO FACE BOI!!~and on that note i shall leave you good pplz with a few lovely holiday emotes to enjoy byes~
(if you know more plzs/emotes i can use here, lay 'em on me!)
P.S. oh yeah, i almost forgot i was supposed to put up a Christmas Wish List on here. but i really don't know what to ask for i'm just so glad that for the 4th year in a row my family is together and that's the most important thing to me at Christmas but if i think of actual "stuff-stuff" later to put on here i might still make one