so my uncle sends me this email today with the subject "this reminds me of YOU" and it made me

more than once, so i had to share it =3 (even though most of you prolly aren't of Scottish descent

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True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!!
(None of that Sissy sh%#)
Are ye tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship... You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this card. Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.
1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made ye sad.
2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.
3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When ye are scared -- I will shake the piss out of ye every chance I get,
until you're NOT.
5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP WHINING!
6... When ye are confused -- I will try to use only wee words.
7... When ye are sick -- Stay the heck away from me until ye are well again.
I don't want whatever ye've got.
8... When ye fall, I will laugh my effin head off at you, you clumsy arse,
........but I'll help you up.
9.... This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end...
'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like pissing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth....

































i'm so grateful every day for my deranged, lovable, and twisted Uncle Eddie

oh, and keeping with the Scottish theme: AWESOME SCOTTISH DUDES ARE AWESOME~



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Tha is brilliant
this is kind of a random question, but have you seen the movie Braveheart? i loved the part where the Scots & Irish were supposed to be fighting, but instead shook hands and turned to fight the Brits together XD