apparantly, i am 95% RETARDED
*saw this on ~boneville64
's journal and you know me: I COULDN'T RESIST
and it totally made me wonder 1) how the crap do i get mostly A's in my medical classes and 2) WTH am i not dead by now?1. [x] You have choked on water before.
2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.
3. [x] You have walked into a door. (and also a window...at Hot Topic. don't believe me ask he was there)
4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
5. [x] You have walked into a wall. (see #3)
6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs. (you have not lived, boys and girls, until you have fallen up)
7. [/] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them. (i only marked this one half b/c i don't remember exactly what i hit and if it was my head)
8. [x] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet. (more than once)
9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
10. [x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.
11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.(EVERY. EFFFING. DAY.)
12.  You sometimes dont understand saying/jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out. (oh wow, one i didn't mark i GET the jokes...i just don't always find them funny. and it annoys me that pplz think just b/c i don't lol hysterically, i didn't get it really?)
14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it. (again: MORE THAN ONCE)
15. [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing. (like, just last week)
16. [x] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before. (but does it count if the toaster was OFF?)
17. [x] You have played with fire. (when i was a kid, my mom told me i'd pee the bed if i didn't stop how the crap does that work, exactly?)
18. [x] You've tripped over your own shoelace. (i've even tripped when i didn't have any shoelaces)
19. [x] You didnt even notice there wasnt a number 13 in this quiz (wait...WHUT?)
20. [x] You just checked to see if there wasnt a number 13 dammit...
So how retarded are you??
0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100% - 20/20 x's
Post a comment or a journal saying "I am __ % Retarded"*items in parentheses are my own comments: if you do this PLZ remove them and write your own shizz. why would you even want to copy me, anyway; I'M RETARDED
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