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this should come as no surprise BUT:

Journal Entry: Thu May 12, 2011, 7:24 AM
  • Mood: Stupefied
  • Listening to: Pr0n Legacy Soundtrack
  • Reading: NAFT
  • Watching: Tr0n Pr0n: Castor Gets Nekkid
  • Playing: Pokemon White
  • Eating: NAFT
  • Drinking: French Vanilla Coffee <3 as usual
apparantly, i am 95% RETARDED :iconretardthinkingplz:

*saw this on ~boneville64's journal and you know me: I COULDN'T RESIST :slow: and it totally made me wonder 1) how the crap do i get mostly A's in my medical classes and 2) WTH am i not dead by now?


1. [x] You have choked on water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door. (and also a window...at Hot Topic. don't believe me ask :icontheargentumproject: he was there)

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [x] You have walked into a wall. (see #3)

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs. (you have not lived, boys and girls, until you have fallen up)

7. [/] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them. (i only marked this one half b/c i don't remember exactly what i hit and if it was my head)

8. [x] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet. (more than once)

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10. [x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.(EVERY. EFFFING. DAY.)

12. [] You sometimes don’t understand saying/jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out. (oh wow, one i didn't mark :clap: i GET the jokes...i just don't always find them funny. and it annoys me that pplz think just b/c i don't lol hysterically, i didn't get it :| really?)

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it. (again: MORE THAN ONCE)

15. [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing. (like, just last week)

16. [x] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before. (but does it count if the toaster was OFF?)

17. [x] You have played with fire. (when i was a kid, my mom told me i'd pee the bed if i didn't stop :confused: how the crap does that work, exactly?)

18. [x] You've tripped over your own shoelace. (i've even tripped when i didn't have any shoelaces)

19. [x] You didn’t even notice there wasn’t a number 13 in this quiz (wait...WHUT?)

20. [x] You just checked to see if there wasn’t a number 13 :iconheaddeskplz: dammit...


So how retarded are you??

0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100% - 20/20 x's

Post a comment or a journal saying "I am __ % Retarded"


*items in parentheses are my own comments: if you do this PLZ remove them and write your own shizz. why would you even want to copy me, anyway; I'M RETARDED :slow:

:star::star::star::star::star::star::star::star::star::star::star::star::star::star::star::star::star::star::star::star::star::star::star::star:
:heart::icondaftplz::heart:DAFT PUNK FANARTS MADE FOR ME:heart::iconpunkplz::heart:
:iconfuuandmomo::iconarne-pwns-you:
:iconbaddoodle::iconleonardchurch:
:iconnirvana-is-my-life::iconnhlovedani:
:iconxfemalexuzumakix::thumb190378723::iconmartina313:
:iconmichelangelarenton::iconai-maclean:
:iconevios:
want featured in my journal? then :shakefist: MAKE ME AN EFFING DAFT PUNK FANART :giggle:

:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:
~PLZ accounts i created~
:iconsteveblumplz::icondavewittenbergplz::iconcrispinfreemanplz::iconquintonflynnplz::iconmorimotoplz::iconbataliraepfaceplz:
:iconmorimotowtfplz::iconmrchowplz::iconpaulbanksplz::icondanielkesslerplz::iconcarlosdplz::iconsamfogarinoplz:
:icontechnologicplz::icontbangplz::iconguymanplz::iconbusypplz:
:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:~:star:

:bomb::explosion::bomb::explosion::bomb::explosion::bomb:
I am Katsuhiko Kawamoto in dA's Celebrities Crew!
:iconexplodeplz::icondeidaraplz::iconexplodeplz:
:iconboomboomplz::iconakatsukiplz::iconboomboomplz:
:bomb::explosion::bomb::explosion::bomb::explosion::bomb:

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:iconchibineko013:
kitty is 70% retarded
kitty feels ashamed and hides in corner all depressed

:silentkitty: :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
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:iconkaidenmoon:
~kaidenmoon May 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
at least you only got 70% :no: i worry for my own safety now.
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:iconchibineko013:
kitty just fits in with you all which
makes kitty happy
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:iconkaidenmoon:
~kaidenmoon May 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:pat:
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:iconkitsuyuutsu:
*kitsuyuutsu May 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: I was doing this while I was reading it and mine turned out 85%! :giggle:
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:iconkaidenmoon:
~kaidenmoon May 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
oh dear :ashamed: you mean i'm actually MORE retarded? well, there goes our shared-brain thing.
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:iconkitsuyuutsu:
*kitsuyuutsu May 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
well... I forgot to tell you... I gave you 5% of mine so I could get a lower score... :ashamed: :XD:
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:iconkaidenmoon:
~kaidenmoon May 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconshakestickplz: DAG NABBIT!














i accidentally wrote fag nabbit the 1st time :B
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:iconkitsuyuutsu:
*kitsuyuutsu May 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: that's one helluva typo! :giggle:
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